AISubs v3.4
- "Yogizaka House 6" members... - "Yogizaka House 6" members...
It's an amazing game, right?
[Yogizaka House 6]
I said it to Shirai-san.
Apple, apple, apple, apple.
[Apple, apple, apple, apple]
I didn't think I'd say it to Tereasa-san's face.
I said it to Saito Chiharu-san's face.
- "Yay!" It was amazing. - "Yay!"
[Saito Chiharu-san's face]
I said the brief.
- An unknown old man... - An unknown old man...
He said it to Saito Yuri-chan...
This is out!
[Saito Yuri-chan's face]
- "Daily Kinshin"... "This is out!" - "Daily Kinshin"... "This is out!"
[Saito Yuri-chan's face]
We're reviewing "Nogibingo" for the eighth time!
- The title is... - Yes?
Don't Move! Okada-san Fell!
- That's an amazing title. - I thought it was a misprint.
Actually, there was supposed to be an opening prank in the script.
But we didn't record it. Can I read it?
"Nogizaka 46" members in their jerseys on standby.
"Zamek" members suddenly turn their heads when we're chatting.
"Ijiri" members in the same jersey turn their heads when we talk.
"Kyaa" members react once and "Nogibingo" begins.
You thought you could wear the same jersey, right?
What's "kyaa"?
It means you could suddenly take off your clothes.
So we didn't record the whole opening prank on that day.
[Saito Yuri-chan's face]
- I thought this was amazing too. - Yes.
- "Mori" and "P" are amazing. - Can I tell you the rules?
It's written in the first line.
An idol is playing "daruma-san koronda" with a ping pong ball in their mouth.
There's a big red curtain in front of the members.
When the curtain falls, "Ijiri" appears.
He appears with various tricks.
"Daruma-san koronda" and the rules move a lot like "daruma-san koronda".
If you drop the ping pong ball, you lose.
The members keep their mouths open all the time.
- This is out! - Out!
It's out because...
"Nogizaka 46" members...
- Add fireworks... - And...
It's amazing, right?
There's a grilled meat store next to me.
Until you get there...
Lotion!
What do you mean?
The idols add ping pong balls and spit out lotions.
It's an amazing game, right?
The live broadcast is by Fujii, a Japanese TV announcer.
Before I go to my favorite game...
When I said "high-end grilled meat ticket"...
The members were pulling it out.
Marika Ito...
She's more eager than anyone else.
She's got a really nice smile.
If there's a screen here...
Marika Ito...
Well, if you look at it, it's here.
Oh, you're pulling it out.
When I said "high-end grilled meat ticket"...
If you look at it, it's here.
Marika Ito...
It's a grilled meat ticket!
Oh, you're pulling it out!
What did you say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How many times did you lose?
I lost.
That's amazing.
I lost without giving up.
But Marika Ito isn't that happy.
Before that, Marika Ito...
It's a video of you getting more and more dissatisfied with "No Giving".
But after that, when I was doing this MC role...
Sakurai-san?
He's probably popular.
He's only looking at me.
Oh, you did it!
And then...
Fujiyana, who is eloquent...
Okay, everyone! Please add ping-pong balls!
Then Ikoma-chan, Ikki-chan, Matsumura-san...
And Hoshino-san, Kaogo-san, Marika-chan...
And TV Asahi announcer Saito Uchihara-san...
They all add ping-pong balls at once.
At first, Okada-san falls and comes out.
Everyone is used to seeing "briefs".
Brief one.
One.
It comes out.
In front of the members who added the ping-pong balls...
I'm taking it off.
I'm taking it off today.
"Daily Kimshin"... "I'm taking it off!"
I'm taking it off! I'm taking it off! I'm taking it off!
And then... "I'm taking it off."
I'm taking it off! I'm taking it off!
But there's another one.
Look, it's Mori-san's.
I've prepared two briefs.
I'm taking it off.
And on the other brief...
My picture is printed on it.
And so...
I thought there was no reason for me to laugh...
When I was 15...
Hoshino-san laughs and...
The ping-pong balls fall.
Next is...
AD-san's...
Socks that were left out for a week.
I put them on the waterfall fishing ground first.
I'm going to bring it closer to the members.
First of all, as promised, to the members in Hinadan.
When I say "ah," the members are like dominoes.
The members of Nogizaka, who don't even have legs, are like "gunya!"
It's only in this picture.
Edi-san's socks go to Saito Chiharu-san's face first.
Can you pause it for about four seconds?
I didn't think it would be Terea-san's face.
And then there's Matsumura-san.
Socks are "gunya gunya", right?
Socks stand here.
From there, everyone doesn't move at all.
I thought I couldn't help it anymore.
From this shoulder...
Why do you use that?
Matsumura-san's...
With a nice face, Matsumura-san's...
Hashimoto-san is pulling it.
There are four of them.
After that, I'm going to Ikoma-chan.
If you don't move, you can't play the game.
So Ikoma-chan's nose...
Chiharu-san's applause.
I said, "I'll ask you for the next one."
The next one that came was...
Savannah Yagi-kun.
He had hundreds of gags.
He did four songs.
He didn't do a single one.
He left.
There's not a single laugh.
Yagi-kun is gone.
I felt sorry for Yagi-kun.
After that...
This big bullfrog.
It appears with this.
And frogs and frogs.
Frogs were on lotion.
Lotion is all "gun".
And here, really...
Everyone doesn't move at all.
I put it on Ikoma-chan's back as a final measure.
And then...
I don't know about the screen.
Suddenly, frogs' skin started peeling off.
What? It's peeling off?
It's peeling off!
There's a frog!
It's peeling off!
Ikoma-chan didn't move.
So...
Next...
Me.
Again, from the curtain...
"Don!" I said it.
It's this fundoshi.
And in this part of the fundoshi...
It says, "I'll decide it here."
I'll decide it here.
In the fundoshi form...
I'll do a tongue at close range of Chiharu-chan.
So...
In the close range of tongue...
Akimoto-san, Shirai-san...
The third one was Chiharu-chan.
Chiharu-chan moved a little and...
Out.
And then Matsumura-san.
Again, tongue at close range of Chiharu-chan.
So, in the close range of tongue...
The fourth one was Matsumura-san.
Matsumura-san also moved.
But...
She didn't move at all.
Then, Ikoma-chan took the meat.
The fifth one was Ikoma-chan.
I was surprised.
The close range of tongue...
I didn't expect the third one...
was Saito Chiharu-chan.
I'm really sorry.
I haven't seen you since I became a TV personality.
When we meet again...
When we meet Chiharu-chan, who has already decided to say hello...
I want you to say in the close range of tongue...
I'm the one who bathed you in the third one.
When I saw this in the bar...
My heart hurt a lot.
It's not a disease.
The members didn't move at all.
I thought they were slipping.
I've been slipping all the time.
I'm slipping. I'm slipping.
I felt like I was slipping.
I'm getting impatient in the second half.
I want you to watch it.
I'm going to the second round.
In the second round, it's Akimoto-san, Saito Yuri- chan, Takayama-san, Nohjo-san, Hashimoto-san, Fukagawa- san.
And...
I'm slipping again.
I'm slipping.
For me who is coming...
The staff prepared me for the second round.
I'm wearing a normal tank top and jersey.
I'm wearing a boob cushion on my butt.
I don't think I'll laugh like this.
So I go in front of everyone and sit in the bathroom and do it.
No way.
I don't know.
This is the second time.
Akimoto-san did it the other day.
I put it in here and inflate the balloon and say "bang".
As expected, everyone is surprised by the sound.
So I moved a little.
Fukagawa-san and Hashimoto-san moved there.
Hashimoto-san's ping-pong ball fell.
It fell.
It rolled and fell near me.
If it had been me, I would have grabbed it and gone.
If you were me, you would have gone.
I won't go.
I haven't gone anywhere.
And the next one is...
In the place of Yagi-kun...
Umegaki-san.
Umegaki-san is merciless.
He puts a lot of peanuts on it and gives it to the children who don't move.
Wait a minute.
Menpai.
I'll hit you.
Women can move, too.
And Nojou-san.
Here.
She hits me.
She has a nice expression.
And Nojou-san.
And it wasn't my turn again.
The red curtain fell and Okada-san fell.
And when I came out of the red curtain, Brifwich's uncle, an unknown uncle, who wears the same wig as me, came out and headed for Yuri Saito.
From below, Brifwich's unknown uncle slowly licked Yuri Saito.
Slowly licking is real! It's disgusting! It's disgusting!
And then Yuri-chan is licking, an unknown uncle, Brifwich is licking an unknown uncle.
And then I heard from the staff that "Mishi-san, you're slipping." It's like your own appearance.
Their tongues are licking each other. Yuri Saito, who is licking both of them, said, "This is no good. It's disgusting."
And then I got it out of my mouth and said, "Then I can't add Kashimoto's Anami-chan's ping-pong ball, can I?"
Without taking a second, I added the ping-pong ball that Yuri Saito dropped.
Hey you, angel and devil, go ahead and do it! Add it! Add it! It's no good! It's a job for Nogizaka46! It's no good! Add it! Add it!
I heard "Add it!" and I was like, "Yes!"
- That's one second, isn't it? - It was amazing. The members were licking it.
- They were licking it so much! - They were licking it so much!
But thank you, Fujii-yana!
- Isn't this the title "Okada-san fell"? - That's right.
"Okada-san ate it!" I was like, "Wow, that's a relief."
I made a step forward.
The next ones were Sankaisen Inoue-san, Sakurai- san, Shirai-san, Nagata-san, Nagashima-san, and Nishino-san.
- They exploded. - It's a big battle already.
Here, I slipped again.
- If you wear funny glasses, you can change your eyes. - Oh, you can change them.
- But there's one thing that makes me happy. - Yes?
I'm going to wear drooping glasses.
- And I'm going to pass in front of Hinadan's members and go in front of them. - That's right.
- I'm going to pass in front of Hinadan and say, "Wow, you're handsome!" - That's what you said.
- I slipped because I felt good. - You slipped.
If I change my glasses a few times in front of Shirai- san or take off all my glasses and show my face, it won't end at all.
It's slippery again.
Next, I open the curtain and see Yagi-kun without taking off any of his glasses.
- His little finger and his glasses are all slippery. - I can't believe it.
It's only you, Umegaki-san.
And my last request.
A snake, 1.5 meters tall, appears like this.
But it's flat and I thought it was closed.
I forgot to ask, "Can you bite it?"
I thought, "Oh no, Shirai-san, you can't do it."
- "Then, is it okay for me to get bitten?" - I knew it!
I took it to the drain and it fell over there.
So I thought, "Oh, nice, thank you."
But I ended up telling Shirai-san about it.
The snake was right here, at a close range of Shirai-san.
- It was slippery. - It was.
But Shirai-san didn't ring the bell or move at all.
So I wanted to make him laugh and put the snake on his head.
- I slipped and got close to Shirai-san. - Yeah.
But he didn't laugh. I'm really sorry, Shirai-san.
But it was a safe snake.
But you know...
- When you called out "unworthy members," it was Yagi-kun. - Yeah.
- What's rude about it is... - Yeah?
- The script for "No Giving" says... - Yeah.
- "Choose unworthy members." - Yeah.
- It's printed out. - Yeah.
Unworthy...
Now, Yagi-kun, let's do it.
- Did it go exactly like that? - What?
- Just like the script. - Exactly like the script!
At the stage of deciding, it's Yagi-kun who slips.
- It's already decided. - Isn't it terrible?
- No, it's terrible. - "Unworthy from Ijiri."
Yagi, do your best to reveal the story.
If everything goes well, next week...
I'm sorry about last time. Thank you.
This time, it was really heart-breaking for me.
I was really depressed that day.
- Okada-san fell and you fell too. - Yeah.
- You're good at saying good things. - Yeah, I said good things.
Okada-kun and Yagi-kun fell.
It was the "entertainer killing" episode.
- And with that, we've looked back at "No Giving" episode 8. - Yes.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!